LOL'S

A lady said to her
fiance "now that we are
engaged,we should start
calling each other sweet pet names.
The man
(uninterested) asked her "so
what do you want to be calling
me"? She replied "i
will be calling you TIGER"... Why
tiger,the man
asked..."because you are
handsome,tall,
charming,strong,
calculating,smart and very good
in BEDmatics" she said. Then in a
sexy tone,she
asked him "what will you be
calling me"? The man
still uninterested replied; "i will
be calling you
ZEBRA"...the lady still smiling
seductively and
kissing his cheek screamed
"wow,that's lovely and
sweet"! Why did you chose such
a lovely name for
me"?...the man responded "it's
because of your
many STRETCH MARKS